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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that allowed the federal government to punish people that burned the U.S. flag, by either automatically sending them to jail for six months, or to set their hair on fire?

COMMENTARY: How about a third option. Tattoo a picture of the flag on their forehead, and then deport them to a country that hates Americans.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 05/28/2011


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