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BREAKING NEWS – Cape Canaveral, Florida – President Obama and his family are pictured doing their weekly inspection of the Space Shuttle Atlantis at the Kennedy Space Center. Because of all the civil unrest and protests worldwide, with millions of people in increasing amounts forcefully throwing their leaders out, he said he wants to be prepared in a moment’s notice to leave the United States, if not planet earth altogether.

President Obama

• 06/27/2011


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