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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – CEO Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, still refuses to add “spell check” to the social networking giant. He stated to add it would be unfair and insensitive, because he wants members to be able to view other people’s comments to determine how dumb they are before accepting a friend request.

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• June 21, 2011


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