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BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – A fight breaks out in Libya after one protestor holds up one finger and the another one holds up two. Witnesses to the brawl told police that the men could not agree on how many pounds of explosives should be discretely placed under Muammar Qaddafi’s bed.

Muammar Qaddafi

• 06/27/2011


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