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BREAKING NEWS – Park City, Utah – Rapper 50 Cent is arrested and charged with battery after assaulting photographer Victoria Will. According to Will, the rapper roughed her up after she told him that she had heard his music before, and his nickname is appropriate for how much someone should pay for his cds.

• 06/29/2011


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