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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is found guilty of 17 of the 20 charges against him, including he was trying to auction off Obama’s Senate Seat. Many of the jurors stated that the most compelling evidence that convinced them that Blagojevich was trying sell the seat to the highest bidder, was after he foolishly posted it on Ebay.

Rod Blagojevich

• 06/28/2011


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