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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Left wing billionaire George Soros is now being accused of try to buy justice, by relentlessly financially supporting elections of liberal state judges nationwide. He responded by emphatically stating that he does not buy justice. He added that the accusation is not fair, because all of the judges that have signed a contract with him, have the option of tearing it up, as long as they return their annual bonuses they received for always ruling in favor of liberal causes.

• 06/28/2011


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