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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The International Criminal Courts of the United States and Botswana (in South Africa) have each issued an warrant arrest for Libyan leader Muammar Qaddafi. Botswana is seeking Qaddafi’s detention for crimes against humanity, and the United States wants him in relation to the several times he spoke at the United Nations, and has accumulated countless parking tickets.

Muammar Qaddafi

• 06/29/2011


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