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BREAKING NEWS – Eugene, Oregon – The City Council votes down a proposal to say the Pledge of Allegiance before every council meeting. Mayor Kitty Piercy stated the Pledge of Allegiance is divisive and insensitive to the people in their city who have no loyalty whatsoever to the U.S. form of government. Which includes zealous supporters of communism, Muslim extremists, and the ACLU.

ACLU

• 06/30/2011


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