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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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COMMENTARY: If that were to ever happen, my former mother-in-law better have a dead bolt lock on her front door.

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                                                              PARTYIN’ IN PITTSBURGH

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Monica, California – Boston gangster James “Whitey” Bulger, is captured near L.A. after being on the…

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                                                               LETTIN’ GO IN L.A.

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The Jacksons are now presently being hidden by the federal government over concerns of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manhattan, New York – Gordon Ramsay the chef and host of Hell’s Kitchen, is now being investigated…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The TSA has now admitted that they have a large amount of sex offenders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Baghdad, Iraq – A person of unknown origin disguised himself as a city worker packed with explosives,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Madison, Wisconsin – The largest atheist organization in the country, Freedom From Religion has now revoked the…

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                                                            KICKIN’ IT IN KANSAS CITY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After the recent republican debate in which he was relentlessly criticized, President Obama orders…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a congressional hearing, Democratic Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee of Texas, states that radical…

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                                                            JUMPIN’ IN JACKSONVILLE

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BREAKING NEWS – Anaheim, California – The Disney Corporation files a lawsuit against the British monarchy for copyright infringement, alleging…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Gloria Allred who rarely speaks about her personal life, states at a press…

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                                                              DANCIN’ IN DETROIT

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Mayor Vincent Gray and former Mayor Marion Barry continue to throw verbal jabs at…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palo Alto, California – CEO Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook, still refuses to add “spell check” to the…

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                                                              SHAKIN’ IT IN CHICAGO

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – In his final press conference, Congressman Anthony Weiner confesses to the…

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