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 The Life We Had  (A poem by Blake Grantham) I wish we could at least be friends, and then the…

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  BREAKING NEWS – Middle East – At a press conference, the President of the middle eastern chapters of the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Zurich, Switzerland – Residents of Switzerland relax in a park taking time off from work because of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Stratham, New Hampshire – Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney finally officially announces that he is making a…

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                   CORFU, GREECE

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlantic City, New Jersey – Donald Trump, who initially stated that the reason when he didn’t fight…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Bishop Eddie Long who pastors New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Atlanta, settles a lawsuit…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Congressman Anthony Weiner is now embroiled in a controversy regarding allegations…

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SUMMER NIGHTS / THOUGHTS OF LOVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Florence, Italy – While filming the new season of MTV’s hit Jersey Shore in Italy, Snooki is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Homeland Security and the FBI are now investigating Bert from Sesame Street alleging that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – U.S. Secretary of Transportation Ray LaHood is seen walking past four of his employees…

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