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DAYS TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED, EVEN THOUGH THEY AREN’T LEGAL HOLIDAYS March 2nd is “Nosey Neighbor Appreciation Day”. This is the…

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You are the light of the world. A town built on a hill cannot be hidden. Neither do people light…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – What do you think God was doing before he created humans?

COMMENTARY: I think He was probably creating a special place in hell for people that ask such idiotic questions (excluding…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think going to college is overrated?

COMMENTARY: I say, absolutely! It’s cheaper to be stupid. I know I saved my parents a lot of money. (I…

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… until death “shell” we part

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was in a support group for the first time in my life, filled with people like me, trying to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Perugia, Italy – Amanda Knox a.k.a. “Foxie Knoxie”, remains in an Italian prison after being convicted of…

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                THE SERENITY OF MIST

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BREAKING NEWS – Sarasota, Florida – Kenneth Feld the CEO of Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus states the second…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to the National Crime Statistics, teachers being assaulted by students has increased dramatically…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – More questions are being raised about Congressman David Wu’s mental health. Wu said he…

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                                  APPLE MARBLES

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BREAKING NEWS – Jammu, Kasmir – An Indian employee in a factory is seen working overtime to keep up with…

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BREAKING NEWS – Lovelock, Nevada – In a prison interview, O.J. Simpson states that he now has no faith in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine, is seen ignoring her estranged husband Joe’s suggestions regarding their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – A model wears a new creation for Spring/Summer 2012 that’s getting mixed reviews. “I…

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                                                              AN EVENING IN HOLLAND

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Using an innovative idea to fight crime, Mayor Rahm Emanuel passes a new controversial…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Universal Studios announces that they have signed Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a sequel to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Jionni LaValle is said to be devastated that “Snooki” from Jersey Shore dumped him….

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