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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Michael Jackson’s mother Katherine, is seen ignoring her estranged husband Joe’s suggestions regarding their grandchildren. Joe wants Michael’s children to learn to sing and go on tour, and he’s confident he can make that happen with a few voice lessons and some daily beatings.

Michael Jackson

• 07/27/2011


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