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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Universal Studios announces that they have signed Arnold Schwarzenegger to make a sequel to a warrior he made famous. The new version will be a lot more tame, as the ancient hero will be a public employee monitoring books, and the movie will be called “Conan the Librarian”.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

• 07/26/2011


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