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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving…

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               HURRICANE IRENE ON THE EAST COAST

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – North Korean leader Kim Jong-il was stunned and stood nearly motionless, as Russian President…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is photographed nearly in tears wincing in pain, as President…

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – Muammar Qaddafi’s wife and three of his children have fled Libya to neighboring Algeria,…

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                 HURRICANE IRENE IN MANHATTAN

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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian firm Orbital Technologies announces that they will have a hotel in space…

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BREAKING NEWS – Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts – President Obama’s daughter Malia, was described to be a little disappointed after he informed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that he hasn’t been the least bit concerned about…

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               HURRICANE IRENE IN FLORIDA

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                                       “I am the Alpha and the Omega,” says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Microwave ovens are in most households in the United States, and is considered a necessay kitchen appliance. A little know…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – On a blind date, how do you determine if you want to see them a second time?

COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to…

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Niagara Falls used to be one of the most popular places in America to go on a honeymoon. When I…

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                 HURRICANE IRENE IN THE BAHAMAS

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – To the surprise of many, Muammar al-Qaddafi kept a photo album filled with pictures…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The computer hacking group known as “Anonymous” is threatening to shut down Facebook on…

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