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BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – The Russian firm Orbital Technologies announces that they will have a hotel in space by 2016. It will orbit 217 miles up and it will have 4 cabins for 7 guests. The only problem they said they can’t seem to resolve is how to deal with the imminent interplanetary bed bugs.

• 08/29/2011


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