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BREAKING NEWS – Trenton, New Jersey – Governor Chris Christie states that he hasn’t been the least bit concerned about Hurricane Irene. He added that no hurricane in any category can do as much damage to his state, as the moronic cast of “Jersey Shore” already have.

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• 08/29/2011


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