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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC announces that Al Sharpton will be the new host of “PoliticsNation”. Phil Griffin, President of MSNBC stated that their goal was to make the show more entertaining for minorities, by hiring a misguided race-baiting civil rights activist, thus giving objective blacks someone they could laugh at.

Al SharptonMSNBCPhil Griffin

• 08/30/2011


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