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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – All of the football players at the University of Miami have emphatically denied receiving any unauthorized benefits from boosters. The players that are accused of several  NCAA violations, refused to have an on-the-record interview and now have their sentiments relayed to the press by the pilots of their individual private jets.

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• 08/31/2011


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