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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The American Plumbers Association is now using Facebook to encourage its members nationwide, to meet in front of their local Home Depot and Lowe’s. Their objective is for large groups of people to enter the stores and to steal all of the toilets. Law enforcement across the country are referring to these people as “flush mobs”.

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• 08/31/2011


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