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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – After suing McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s, a jury awarded the Road…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – President Obama is seen closing his eyes making a wish, before blowing out a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Department of Homeland Security announces that will now monitor more closely all home…

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BREAKING NEWS – Middleton, Idaho – Two teenagers try to grab a pig, as they compete in the Hogs-N-Mud Wrestling…

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BREAKING NEWS – Paris, France – French citizens are seen gathering near Notre Dame for their annual state mandated drill….

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                MIDNIGHT HORSEPOWER

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Both parties are pointing the finger at each other over a provision in the debt…

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BREAKING NEWS –Sacramento, California – Residents of the west coast giant are still considering dividing it in half to make…

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                  A BRIDGE AT DUSK

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BREAKING NEWS – Islamabad, Pakistan – A man files a multi-million dollar civil suit against J.K. Rowling. The court documents…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – To boost the ratings for “Current Tv” in which Al Gore is the…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Angelo, Texas – Accused polygamist Warren Jeffs, fires his entire highly regarded legal defense team, and chooses…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – By a vote of 7 to 2, the U.S. Supreme Court declares that the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Beaverton, Oregon – Hundreds of people from PETA picket Nike, stating that they’re attempt to expand their…

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THE RAIN IN MAINE

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is seen smiling after winning $20,000.00 from a room full of…

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