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Wacky Weekend Questions – On a blind date, how do you determine if you want to see them a second time?

COMMENTARY: What I have been doing is making them fill out a dating/relationship questionnaire, and I would be able to tell by their responses if they were worth my time. But to be honest, when I hand them the paperwork, they usually just look at it and tear it up. They often would also laugh in my face before slapping me and walking away. I guess I might have crossed a line when I asked them for a $25.00 processing fee.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 08/28/2011


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