BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s support in the Jewish community takes another major hit after he spoke at the American Israel Public Affairs Committee . A rabbi later stated that during the Obama’s speech, it was obvious that he knew very little about the Jewish culture when he referred to a yamaka as the [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Ashland, Massachusetts – FBI agents arrest 26 year old Rezwan Ferdaus, accusing him of plotting to blow up the Pentagon by using a large remote-controlled model plane that was packed with C-4 explosives. In an unprecedented allegation, the ACLU is accusing FBI agents of violating the civil rights of the two inch plastic [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Andy Rooney who has been a staple on 60 Minutes, announces that October 2, 2011 will be the last show of his extremely long career. His aspiration to be a journalist began in his early teens when he was doing the dangerous job of delivering newspapers, while [Continue]
To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means to preserving peace. George Washington [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Based on her present appearance because of her countless plastic surgeries, Cher Bono has issued a public apology to her community. In her statement she promised not to go within 500 feet of any daycare center, since her face regularly scares small children. [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people in the democratic party are calling President Obama a hypocrite, because he recently went on a tour in a black bus, but didn’t visit any black communities. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney states that the original plan was to have a green bus, [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Universal Studios accuses Morgan Freeman of being extremely misguided or completely delusional. They said his latest allegation is totally unfounded, which is, that in the movie “Bruce Almighty”, the Tea Party forced the studio executives to make Freeman wear an all white suit to indirectly promote [Continue]
BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – Christian Broadcasting Network chairman televangelist Pat Robertson, shocked 700 Club viewers by stating that it was ok to get a divorce if your spouse has Alzheimer’s disease. After the taping of the show, he was said to be emotionally devastated when he was informed that he has had Alzheimer’s [Continue]
