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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama’s support in the Jewish community takes another major hit after he spoke at the American…

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BREAKING NEWS – Ashland, Massachusetts – FBI agents arrest 26 year old Rezwan Ferdaus, accusing him of plotting to blow…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Andy Rooney who has been a staple on 60 Minutes, announces…

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To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means to preserving peace.       George Washington

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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Based on her present appearance because of her countless plastic surgeries, Cher Bono has issued…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people in the democratic party are calling President Obama a…

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                 LIGHT ON THEIR FEET

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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Universal Studios accuses Morgan Freeman of being extremely misguided or completely delusional. They said…

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                                                              ON THE EDGE

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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – Christian Broadcasting Network chairman televangelist Pat Robertson, shocked 700 Club viewers by stating that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While being interviewed on CNN by Piers Morgan, Academy Award winning…

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BREAKING NEWS – More than half of the states in America are now challenging ObamaCare in federal court. The state…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama angers Congresswoman Maxine Waters after telling the audience at the Congressional Black…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Dieticians within the ACLU file a lawsuit against Texas and their state prisons, regarding the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the Chairman of the Golden Olympics, 2011 was their most successful games yet….

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Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction.  ~  Antoine de…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder defends the Justice Department for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Arnaud Demare goes ballistic after he was disqualified from the UCI Road Cycling World…

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                  WITHOUT A SKYLINE

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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza Herman Cain, wins the Florida GOP Presidential Straw Poll….

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