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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – “Dancing With The Stars” announces that Chaz Bono, formerly Chastity Bono before he/she got a sex change, will be a contestant on next season’s show. ABC is currently remodeling Chaz’s dressing room bathroom, trying to figure if it should or should not have a urinal.

ABCDancing With The Stars

• September 2, 2011


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