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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A growing amount of people in the democratic party are calling President Obama a hypocrite, because he recently went on a tour in a black bus, but didn’t visit any black communities. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney states that the original plan was to have a green bus, but Obama couldn’t guarantee the captured aliens in Area 51 that he could visit them either.

Area 51Jay CarneyPresident Obama

• 09/29/2011


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