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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – At a press conference, U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder defends the Justice Department for spending $16.00 per muffin on a catered breakfast for his staff. He stated that not only were the muffins extremely tasty, but in a capitalist society the caterer had every right to charge them by the blueberry.

Eric Holder

• 09/26/2011


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