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BREAKING NEWS – Orlando, Florida – Former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza Herman Cain, wins the Florida GOP Presidential Straw Poll. Even though democratic Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz failed to offer any proof, she alleged that Cain indirectly bought votes in many of the retirement communities by promising senior citizens that he would have delivered to their homes a variety of soft pizzas that they could easily gum.

Herman Cain

• 09/26/2011


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