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BREAKING NEWS – Copenhagen, Denmark – Arnaud Demare goes ballistic after he was disqualified from the UCI Road Cycling World Championships for failing to disclose that he had four arms. Police arrested him after he was caught choking two judges at the exact same time.

• 09/26/2011


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