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BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Dieticians within the ACLU file a lawsuit against Texas and their state prisons, regarding the last meal of inmates on death row. Their complaint alleges that the inmates scheduled to be executed should have access to exercise equipment, because countless studies show that a good workout is essential to longevity after having a big breakfast or dinner.

ACLU

• 09/27/2011


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