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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – According to the Chairman of the Golden Olympics, 2011 was their most successful games yet. For the first time in more than 20 years, less than half of the athletes that competed in track and field, left in a hearse.

Olympics

• 09/27/2011


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