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BREAKING NEWS – Virginia Beach, Virginia – Christian Broadcasting Network chairman televangelist Pat Robertson, shocked 700 Club viewers by stating that it was ok to get a divorce if your spouse has Alzheimer’s disease. After the taping of the show, he was said to be emotionally devastated when he was informed that he has had Alzheimer’s for a long time, and that his wife left him ten years ago.

Pat Robertson

• 09/28/2011


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