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BREAKING NEWS – Beverly Hills, California – Based on her present appearance because of her countless plastic surgeries, Cher Bono has issued a public apology to her community. In her statement she promised not to go within 500 feet of any daycare center, since her face regularly scares small children.

• 09/29/2011


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