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BREAKING NEWS – Ashland, Massachusetts – FBI agents arrest 26 year old Rezwan Ferdaus, accusing him of plotting to blow up the Pentagon by using a large remote-controlled model plane that was packed with C-4 explosives. In an unprecedented allegation, the ACLU is accusing FBI agents of violating the civil rights of the two inch plastic pilot, by not giving it an opportunity to consult with an attorney, and instead tossing it to a dog to be used as a chew toy.

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• 09/30/2011


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