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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Andy Rooney who has been a staple on 60 Minutes, announces that October 2, 2011 will be the last show of his extremely long career. His aspiration to be a journalist began in his early teens when he was doing the dangerous job of delivering newspapers, while avoiding being attacked by dinosaurs.

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• 09/30/2011


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