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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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NEVER SHAKE HANDS WITH THE DEVIL

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 2 of 5) I noticed something was really rattling as the plane backed out…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Between Blacks, Latinos and Asians, who can strip a car the fastest?

COMMENTARY: The results should be pretty close, but we know whites can repossess them the fastest. Those greedy ruthless #*%*&#*!!!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

My trip to Washington, D.C. (Part 1 of 5) After performing some comedy downtown, my friend Don took me to…

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MOONLIT ROMANCE

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – After a six month study, Time Magazine states that they believe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Hway Pu Keng, Thailand – Many Thailand women from the Kayan Tribe state they will continue their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – GOP candidate Mitt Romney decides not to file charges against Rick Perry for…

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                                  HOT AIR BALLOONS AT DAWN

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Nancy Sutley, chair of White House Council on Environmental Quality, explains that she felt…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Editorial writers from the Chicago Tribune that endorsed President Obama in the 2008 campaign,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan held his hands up and stood motionless in…

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               FREE PARKING

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BREAKING NEWS – Lhasa, Tibet – Onlookers were in genuine shock after the Dalai Lama grabbed the newly elected Prime…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Congresswoman Maxine Waters crashes a meeting by Republicans for Black Empowerment. She took over…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that Katie Couric’s new show will premiere on September…

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                       THE MISTY DOCK

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After years of trying to keep it a secret because of DNA confirmation, Massachusetts…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Tareq and Michaele Salahi a.k.a. as the “White House Gate Crashers” are back in…

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