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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan reluctantly accepts his award from GQ Magazine for…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Bank of America’s reputation of being ruthless and insensitive continues to grow. CEO…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Francisco, California – Harold Camping of Family Radio Worldwide has now stated that he will never…

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Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Out of all the animals God created on the sixth day, what do you think is the strangest one?

COMMENTARY: For me by far, it’s the platypus. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of other…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I went to Glacier Bay National Park in Alaska to photograph the spectacular salmon runs. As I was getting some…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would permanently ban interracial marriages in October between witches and goblins?

COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I recently had to encourage a very gullible cousin of mine to file a malpractice against a slick talking doctor….

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 EAT DRINK AND BE SCARY!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City New York – The World Health Organization has concluded that the United States is…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fremont, California – A recent secret meeting has now been made public between solar panel company Solyndra…

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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleams, May luck be yours on Halloween ~ Author Unknown  

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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – Claudio Barbato of the FLI party got into a fight with Fabio Ranieri from…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pebble Beach, California – Gael Monfils of France is photographed returning a ball during the U.S. Open. He…

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan tells the press that if a fight starts between…

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Just like a ghost, you’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween. Love is kinda crazy with a…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix stock plummeted by 36% after more than 800,000 subscribers left in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Occupy Wall Street protestors invade Chase Bank, denouncing the government’s $94.7…

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BREAKING NEWS – Sirte, Libya – Supporters of Muammar Qaddafi state that the former leader preferred to go to trial…

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