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BREAKING NEWS – Santa Fe, New Mexico – Kentucky Fried Chicken avoids going to trial, and settles out of court in a civil suit brought by the Road Runner. KFC paid an undisclosed amount of cash and admitted that the Road Runner (not chicken) is the only flightless bird that properly represents fast food.

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• October 20, 2011


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