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BREAKING NEWS – New York, City New York – The World Health Organization has concluded that the United States is the most obese nation on the planet, and because of the excessive weight, it is actually sinking in the ground. The Geological Society of America agrees with the conclusions, and added that Mississippi not only has the most obese people per capita in the country, but the state is sinking so fast into the earth, that by the year 2050 they’ll be no more than 40 miles from the outskirts of hell.

Geological

• 10/28/2011


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