Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Lindsay Lohan is lead away in handcuffs after her probation was revoked by Judge Stephanie Sautner. Lindsay has been ordered by the judge to do at least 16 hours of community service at the Los Angeles County City morgue. Because she has been arrested in the past for theft, as a precaution, her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley contacted the coroner’s office, requesting that they remove all jewelry and other valuables from the bodies before Lindsay arrives each day.

Lindsay LohanShawn Chapman Holley

• October 21, 2011


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or