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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – President Hamid Karzai of Afghanistan tells the press that if a fight starts between the United States and Pakistan, his country will back Pakistan. He added that Afghanistan would remain neutral, providing that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton apologizes in writing for constantly laughing at his hat.

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• 10/27/2011


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