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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Los Gatos, California – Netflix stock plummeted by 36% after more than 800,000 subscribers left in the third quarter when they raised their prices. The tumble erased more than $12 billion from the company’s market value in 104 days. Shortly after being informed of Netflix’s financial crisis, John Antioco who is the CEO of Blockbuster, was rushed to the hospital with a collapsed lung from laughing so hard.

• 10/27/2011


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