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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Bank of America’s reputation of being ruthless and insensitive continues to grow. CEO Brian Moynihan, has finally admitted that B of A has received several complaints from ghosts and evil spirits, after his company recently hired hundreds of witches and goblins to help them foreclose on haunted houses.

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• 10/31/2011


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