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Wacky Weekend Questions – Out of all the animals God created on the sixth day, what do you think is the strangest one?

COMMENTARY: For me by far, it’s the platypus. It appears to have been made from the spare parts of other animals. It has a bill like a duck, a beaver-like tail, hair like a bear, webbed feet like an otter, claws like a reptile, lays eggs like a turtle, feeds its’ young on milk like a mammal, has spurs like a rooster, and has poison like a snake. I guess rather than trashing the extra parts, God decided to make something. I guess even back in Genesis, He was already going green.

Wacky Weekend Questions

• 10/30/2011


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