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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would permanently ban interracial marriages in October between witches and goblins?

COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay money to look at the expressions of parents looking at their newborn in a nursery, while it laid next to a baby with green skin, pointed ears, and a tail.

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• 10/29/2011


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