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Wacky Weekend Questions – Would you support a law that would permanently ban interracial marriages in October between witches and goblins?

COMMENTARY: I would not ban them, because of the possibility of how hideous their baby would look. I would pay money to look at the expressions of parents looking at their newborn in a nursery, while it laid next to a baby with green skin, pointed ears, and a tail.

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• 10/29/2011


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