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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Tripoli, Libya – The son of former Libya leader Muammar al-Qaddafi, Saif al-Islam is finally captured in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to the growing Latino population in the USA, Bank of America recently…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Obama still refuses to respond to questions regarding him allotting $12 million dollars…

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TRANSITIONS

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BREAKING NEWS – Boise, Idaho – Mr. Potato Head was photographed running for his life, after an employee at McDonald’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – After 16 terms, Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank is getting out of politics. He said…

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TWIN LIGHTS

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BREAKING NEWS – Lahore, Pakistan – Pakistan’s Defense Committee orders the U.S. to “vacate” Shamsi Air Base which was used…

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BREAKING NEWS – Manchester, New Hampshire – GOP presidential candidate New Gingrich receives the coveted endorsement from the highly-influential New…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Doctors from Georgetown University Hospital that have recently given all 12 members of the…

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 WHEN FALL AND WINTER MEET

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BREAKING NEWS – Sacramento, California – Even after showing a video of a long line of patrons waiting all night in…

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SUNSET IN ANCIENT BABYLON

Wacky Weekend Questions – How would you feel if on Judgment Day, someone was selling video tapes with all of the disgusting things you’ve done in your life?

COMMENTARY: If I could get at least 30% of the profits, I could probably deal with the embarrassment. Either way,…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I will be extra careful when I buy my niece a gift for Christmas. Last year I made…

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Wacky Weekend Questions – Do you think it’s unmanly for a man to scream at a scary movie?

COMMENTARY: I told a lady friend of mine that I never saw the movie “The Exorcist”. She bet me $20.00…

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AUTUMN COLLECTION

Life through Blake’s eyes…

This year I did my entire Christmas shopping at the same location. I got all ten of my closest friends and…

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BREAKING NEWS – State College, Pennsylvania – Jerry Sandusky the former assistant coach from Penn State continues to profess his innocence….

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AND THE TRADITION CONTINUES

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