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BREAKING NEWS – Perth, Australia – Two Aboriginal dancers file a sexual harassment lawsuit against Britain’s Queen Elizabeth II. They submitted photographic evidence to their attorneys of her handprints, when she tried to drag them to her hotel room.

Queen Elizabeth II

• November 4, 2011


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