Unconfirmed Breaking News
A (mis)trusted news source for over One 25th of a century

PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

BREAKING NEWS

BREAKING NEWS – Austin, Texas – Congressman Ron Paul’s reputation of being anti-military is now starting to hurt his campaign according to the most recent polls. His supporters now think he may have went too far, after acknowledging that GOP frontrunner Herman Cain held executive positions at Coca-Cola, Pillsbury, Burger King, Godfather’s Pizza, and the National Restaurant Association, which Paul said  proves that he is not qualified to oversee any military confrontation, unless it’s a food fight.

Herman CainNational Restaurant AssociationRon Paul

• November 4, 2011


Previous Post

Next Post

Leave a Reply

Or