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BREAKING NEWS – Charlotte, North Carolina – Due to the growing Latino population in the USA, Bank of America recently installed more than 500 free standing ATMs at various remote locations in southwestern deserts of the United States, north of the Mexican border. The idea was scrapped within 24 hours after all of the machines came up missing, with eye witnesses reporting that they saw hundreds of them on pick-up trucks heading back to Mexico.

Bank of America

• 11/30/2011


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