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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Gloria Allred is now the attorney for Sharon Bialek, who alleges that she was sexually harassed by GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain. When Allred was asked by a reporter if she considered herself a white female version of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, she responded by saying that those two men exclusively exploit blacks, but she said she’ll exploit anyone that can further the democratic agenda or has the financial wherewithal to silence her and her misguided clients with a seven figure check.

Al SharptonGloria AllredHerman CainJesse JacksonSharon Bialek

• November 9, 2011


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