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BREAKING NEWS – State College, Pennsylvania – Jerry Sandusky the former assistant coach from Penn State continues to profess his innocence. He said that he is no different than the late Michael Jackson who also loved spending a lot of time with very young boys. Sandusky concluded by saying that he is confident that he will eventually be acquitted, but to enhance his legal defense, he is now taking dancing lessons to learn how to moonwalk.

Jerry SanduskyMicahel Jackson

• 11/25/2011


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